Monday 29 July 2013

Film Review - Ghostquake

Danny Trejo has been in a range of films, some good, some bad and this is terrible. It really has no redeeming qualities. He plays the Janitor in a school where an evil ghost has awakened. The ghost is the serial killer who once ran the school.

In fairness I wasn't expecting much, but I didn't even get that much. The effects are rubbish, the acting terrible and the story uninspired. It's not even in the 'it's so bad, it's good category' it's just rubbish.

At first I thought it might have been a dodgy comedy, but it wasn't funny either. The ghost is ridiculous. You should avoid this film.

An unlikely earthquake shocks the students and faculty at Helville High. Unknown to all, the earthquake releases spirits that have been trapped in the walls of the school for years and who immediately possess the Principal and other teachers. When eight kids find themselves trapped inside the school with no way out it soon becomes clear they re teachers not who they used to be! Starring Danny Trejo (Machete, Lost) and Charisma Carpenter (Buffy, Angel) , find out if the group of students can put an end to the killing spree terrorising their school.

Ghostquake is available from Amazon (but even £3 is too much to pay!)

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