Thursday 11 September 2014

ABC Drabbles of Death - P is for Pizzle

We reach the letter 'P'in our macabre journey through the alphabet. I had a bit of a trouble picking something suitable for this drabble and I hope you'll forgive the mild crudity!

If you haven't read the previous drabbles in the series then you'll find them all here:

P is for Pizzle

There’s nothing quite like the heft of a bull’s penis in your hand. It possesses a weight and flexibility which makes it an effective cudgel. It’s also an intimidating weapon, especially when people learn what it is I’m swinging in front of them.

Some think it’s funny of course and I smile along with them. Their smile usually disappears with the first blow, sometimes the second. By the fourth or fifth it’s difficult to tell if they’ve ever smiled at all.

And only once have I defaced a victim’s gravestone with the words ‘beaten to death with a bull’s cock’.

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