Thursday, 28 August 2014
Tales of the Imp - The Stud
The latest drabble (100 word story) in the Tales of the Imp series is here (and featured in today's Indie Book Bargains newsletter) and we discover what a hard life it is being a pawn of the diminutive devil! If you haven't read the previous drabbles in the series, or just want to recap then you will find them all here:
Someone once told me that you can’t have too much of a good thing. Well they’re wrong! I’m absolutely bloody knackered. Every night the Imp brings me a new woman and he makes me have sex with them.
It doesn’t sound so bad when I say it like that, but before each session he injects me in each testicle.
That gets old quickly I can tell you!
When I complained he gave me an energy drink and told me to man up and get on with it. After all I have an army of bastards to sire.
Wait a minute!