Tales of the Imp - Chubby Little Buddha
You should have seen him. He sat there cross legged in the sun like a chubby little Buddha. He wore a beatific smile as if he’d never imagined a perverse thought in his life.
And do you know what he said to me?
“I am at one with the universe.”
“What?”
“You should relax more.”
“How can I with you around?”
“That hurts, I’m here to make your life better. You already have a better job.”
I nodded.
“You should be more grateful.”
“Thank you for my new job.”
“No problem, now assume the position and say with me. Ooooommmmm.”
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