The latest drabble in the Tales of the Imp series has been posted in the Indie Book Bargains newsletter. You can read the previous drabbles in the series here:
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A Magic Number
The news that I was now a father came as quite a shock, but I handled it pretty well.
“How many children do I have?”
“Six hundred and sixty five. With one more due any day now.”
“How can it be so many? I haven’t slept with that many women!”
“Well I provided some help on that front.”
“How?”
“Have you heard of ‘milking the prostate’?”
I shook my head.
“That’s probably for the best. It almost didn’t work anyway because my arms weren’t quite long enough.”
“But why?”
“A good question and it’s time for you to find out.”
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